A production store acked writes while readback served empty for fifteen
minutes. The brainy half: the lazy readiness gate had exactly one caller —
find() — while related() and every VFS path served straight from providers
that init had deferred (disableAutoRebuild on a large store). A false
health verdict from the accelerator pulled the trigger; the unguarded read
surfaces were the gun.
Every index read funnels through three helpers; the gate now lives at those
choke points, so any first read on a cold instance waits for the build and
then serves truth — the fast path after the latch is one boolean. The lazy
build's start is narrated through the production logger, never the
silent-suppressible console: fifteen silent minutes taught that line.
Pinned with the production shape: related() as the first-ever read on a
fresh lazy instance serves the relation; a filtered find serves the row.
